Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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