hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
