there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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