As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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