I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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