Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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