Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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