Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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