yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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