i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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