when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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