I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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