i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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