Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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