They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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