when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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