Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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