I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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