is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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