why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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