Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
