Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Go christen that room with your naked body.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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