Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
His hands were made for my vagina.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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