If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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