Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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