She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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