ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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