i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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