That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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