Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
even my farts smell like vagina
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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