did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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