We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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