1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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