Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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