He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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So many bounce houses so little time
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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