party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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