I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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