He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just pee around me
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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