I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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