it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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