Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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