At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm sobbing to NWA
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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