apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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