I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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