That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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