just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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