The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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