If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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