I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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