so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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