i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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