His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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