Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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