What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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