Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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