Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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