No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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