id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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